Mr. Obama, where is my change?

November 21st, 2008

Mr. Obama,

You ran on the concept of change. You told America, if elected, you would bring about this change to America. Sir, where is my change? So far, I don’t see any new faces in your upcoming cabinet and appointments. I see the past. I see paybacks for those who helped you. I see, someone over their head. I see you surrounding yourself with nothing but string pullers. I can see that you have no vision, no dream, no future for our country. What a sham you are already proving to be before you even take office.

You, sir, are a puppet for the hate spewing left wing blogosphere. Shame on you. Shame on us.

Mr. Journalist, Before you try to end my 2nd amendment rights, let’s apply to yours first

November 20th, 2008

Mr. Journalist,

Before publishing your column calling for the eradication of gun rights, please do all of the following.

a) Undergo a Federal background check to see if you should be allowed to exercise your First Amendment rights.

b) Fill out and sign an affidavit to testify that you should be allowed to exercise your First Amendment rights.

c) Wait for five days to “cool down” before you exercised your First Amendment rights.

d) Have your column writings tested by local authorities with a copy of your writing style on file. (Otherwise known as a “ballistic fingerprinting”)

e) Have the serial number of your column recorded with your name and address by local, state, and federal authorities.

f) Get fingerprinted by your local police.

g) Take a mandatory 16-hour Journalism Safety course.

h) Have your name and address published in the local newspaper stating that you had applied for a permit to carry your column around with you. (In Ohio)

j) Are you required to keep your columns locked in a cabinet when not in use.

k) Are you allowed to write only one column every 30 days?

l) Do you pay special taxes on ink, newsprint and presses.

m) Licensing system to own and operate printing presses

After removing the 2nd amendment, the 1st would be next… Don’t be so quick to remove rights.